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On the Internet, everyone hates you!

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

On the putrid cesspoll that is the Internet, the parts the normal citizens doesn’t see, but nerds do.
Everyone hates you, and your opnions. They consider you a useless little bastard.

And they’ll get you in the end.

Also, your computer is full of spyware, that’s what I tell you, now OBEY!

Beware the Ides of March, a warning Caesar didn’t listen to, and see what happen to him, HE’S DEAD!
Assassinated by his own adopted son. That’s what’ll happen to you when you use the Internet, that’s right, BETRAYAL! So suck it up Bismarck. And sure, Caesar was murdered because of political envy from his enemies, but hey, you can probably make up some connection to shock images on the Internet.

Too bad I can’t.

Would have helped, but hey.

Most shock images are used as a sort of weapon on online discussion forums. In order to disturb the opposing side on a discussion, individual users will use shock images to shock the other side into submission or silence, thus in their twisted minds forcing an end to the opposing dialogue.
Usual, the images are presented as a link to a so called “Shock Site”, often disguised as a link to something not quite so awful. I quote Wikpedia:

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive, disgusting or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, extremely violent, extremely profane, or extremely provocative nature.[1] Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website.[2] Other shock sites are merely websites that openly display shocking material.

The Internet is downright horrible, and the immortal words of Oscar Wilde:
“Be a dear and fetch me the computing device, will you, Alfred? I feel the urge to vandalize the Uncyclopedia again with another flurry of delicious top-quotes.”

This is the true Vision of the Internet.
• It’s full of freaks.
• 4chan.
• It’s a place for people to reinforce their fragile little egos.

I’d like to thank the following list of people for support this endeavour:
1. Bismark, Chancelor of Imperial Germany.
2. Lord Beaverbrook.
3. John Cleese.
4. Meina Gladstone, CEO of the Hegemony of Man.
5. His Serene Highness The Doge of Venice.
6. Chairman Mao.
7. Sir Donald Smith,1st Baron Strathcona and Mount Royal.
8. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
9. Duke Adolf Friedrich of Mecklenburg.
10. King Zog of Albania.
11. Oliver Lincoln Lundquist.
12. His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton of the United States of America, Protector of Mexico.
13. Davis Hasselhoff.