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I fucking hate football with the passion of ten thousand burning suns.

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

I really fucking hate football, I hate the fans, the silly rules, the enormous amounts of money inbred morons are paid and the marketing bullshit the increasingly desperate big fucking clubs make.

I particularly dislike the fact that football is the basis for how you’re treated in most schools, you suck at football? Welcome to the fat, smelly nerds! Come, join the permanent virginity party!

It wont end until you fuck some furry landwhale of a woman/man, who either has a vagina that lies at the bottomless pit of fat or a penis obscured by lard and diabetes.

Yup, you haven’t got a chance unless you’re really good at football, and by football, I mean sports, I wasn’t good at football, not because I was fat, I’ve fortunately always been able to never go beyond two points to much on the BMI.

I just sucked at Sports and Atheletics, and “SLAM”, I’m delegated to the lower areas of school hierarchy, as I couldn’t kick a fucking ball, I could argue my way through politics and knew a shit-load about pretty much everything.

But I couldn’t kick a fucking ball.

Also, I suffered from Asthma, which we actually fist discovered years after I finally managed to get away from school mandated sports, might have helped me if it had been discovered earlier, but everyone just assumed i was lazy and/or incompetent.

Lovely isn’t it?

A clear symptom of a society where the critically important aspect and worth of a proper education has been replaced with being able to run fast and talk shit about women in fast and noisy way.

This isn’t the fucking feudal age any more, a single chemist is worth seven billion football players, even if it takes more time to become a chemist or a physicist or anything even vaguely intellectual.

It’s amazing isn’t it? And yet, I don’t see anyone wearing Niels Bohr T-shirts running around.

Which really is a shame, he’s a lot cooler than any rap artist around,Danish physicist, invented nuclear bomb with a guy from Germany and a bunch of yanks, isn’t that awesome? In a horrible oh god people died way.

But no, instead we remember some random Argentinian, who is now fat.

Who did what? Ran around on a grassy field several times, fucked many women and annoyed the shit out of me, by persistingly breathing the same air as me. So yes, I really fucking hate football.

I like Ice hockey though, because the chance of the participants dying are higher. Fucking bastards the lot of you.

So fuck of, you stupid football fans, buy a Niels Bohr T-shirt and an Albert Einsten hat rather than fucking Arsenal.