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NO NO NO NO NO NO AND NOOOOO!

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Today's FIRST torrent of overwhelming hatred is directed against Carly Patterson, who are apparently some random athlete who won Olympic Gold, which, of course, means she is doped over her fucking ears with enough chemicals to fuel the entire country of Moldavia. And her music is just plain awful, bland, boring and sounds pretty much like ...

Angels cry because of this.

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Hey thanks for the add. I am getting close to the major record deal I just need to reach 1million plays &20,000 friends. Please show your support by adding me to ur Tops and refering me to your friends to reach that goal. But of course you filthy trollop of a consumer Pop/R&B Beyonce rip-off of ...

A New Bewilderingly named Danish Band

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Well, this is without doubt the most peculiar little band that could, I've encountered this month. It's The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, spawned from the same abyssal pit that spawned Aqua, Ragnarokz.net and blasphemous cartoons, It's Denmark everyone! The first song they have on their Myspace is called "The Golden Age", and is actually genuinely good, apparently ...

Oh dear me, why?

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Rose from the asheS send me a message that's ultimately useless and insignificant. But dear merciless Shiva, how the hell did this band, and I use this as loose as I can, ever come to be? "Plastic Girl" is the first one to come up, come up and hit my in the back of my head, ...

And now for something slightly different.

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We defeated the Jedi Knights just ain't the same as the rest of the riff-raff. First, I know one of the guys in the band, some blond fellow from work. Second, this isn't some overwhelmingly retarded hip-hopper, RnB maniac or rap "artist". It's just mellow pop. Almost refreshing to get the most generic kind of music ...