Posts Tagged ‘jokes’


Saturday, January 19th, 2008

A Dark Angel, a Blood Angel and a Space Wolf walk into a bar, and order a tankard each of that kind of booze that kills anyone but a Space Marine. However, a small bird lands in each of the Space Marines’ drinks.

The Dark Angel knocks his drink over and walks out mumbling about how the Emperor is punishing him for something or other.

The Blood Angel goes nuts and wrecks half the bar, totally blowing his chances of scoring with the Sisters of Battle down the end or the bar (except maybe the one with the heavy flamer).

The Space Wolf grabs the bird out of the drink and holds it over the tankard, screaming “SPIT IT OUT YA HERETIC BASTARD!”.