Posts Tagged ‘imperium’

Protocol of ostracization of excessive sexual fetishism.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

The Office of the Emperor issues with Imperial approval this Protocol towards the greater purification of the Internet, from the terrors of excessive sexual fetishism.

By the Will of the Emperor Enlightened, this Protocol establishes a total and unrestricted ban towards any excessively displayed sexual fetishism.

Such behaviour is a prime cause of internal strife and ongoing civil war, and must thus be both suppressed and eliminated by any means necessary.

As a general rule, sexual fetishism is acceptable and fully within the rights of any citizen to partake in, however, when such fetishisms are taken to far, and sometimes outright abused for mere attention whoring, action must be taken.

Let it be know that the Emperor does not approve of such actions, and cannot accept or acknowledge any excessive sexual fetishisms.

Either destroy them, or isolate them.

Thus the Emperor Commands, obey and follow.

Office of the Emperor, 5th of December 2007.

Official Rescindment of Imperial Decree of the 9th of July 2006

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Effective immediately, the following proclamation is declared null and void:

Imperial Proclamation of Exterminatus.

My subjects.

The furry threat is growing on a daily basis, now the hordes of chaotic furries threaten all that is good and civilized on our fair Internet.

That is not acceptable. So now we must take real action.

By my will, I hereby declare a state of Exterminatus upon the entire furry fandom and all aligned factions.

Exterminatus is henceforth defined as total seclusion of the declared targets. Any faction, personality or fandom under Exterminatus should be ignored, secluded and banned from any loyal Imperial site.

Thus the furry problem would cease to exist, as the furries are isolated into their own little ghettos, where their pathetic way of life won’t affect the Empire.

By my will on this: the ninth day of the seventh month of the glorious year Two of the Imperial era. (Two-thousand-and-Six Common Age).

RagnarokZ the Magnificent.

Imperial Proclamation of Exterminatus.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

My subjects.

The furry threat is growing on a daily basis, now the hordes of chaotic furries threaten all that is good and civilized on our fair Internet.

That is not acceptable. So now we must take real action.

By my will, I hereby declare a state of Exterminatus upon the entire furry fandom and all aligned factions.

Exterminatus is henceforth defined as total seclusion of the declared targets. Any faction, personality or fandom under Exterminatus should be ignored, secluded and banned from any loyal Imperial site.

Thus the furry problem would cease to exist, as the furries are isolated into their own little ghettos, where their pathetic way of life won’t affect the Empire.

By my will on this: the ninth day of the seventh month of the glorious year Two of the Imperial era. (Two-thousand-and-Six Common Age).

RagnarokZ the Magnificent.

Originally posted here.

Warhammer 40K Quotes.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

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