Blakka-P send me a Telegraphic letter of idiocy through the Post-Modern Expressionism website that is Myspace.com.
Whats up my friend? Im an aspiring artist from Sierra Leone with a lot of interesting songs, If you dont mind, please come check out my page and give me a listen. Leave a comment if you like what you hear. Thanks!! Stay safe
Honor
Blakka P
He gets a single lonely point for being polite.
“Superior” is the first song. I has no interest, and the music sounds like it’s being played by a drunk German with spears through his ears.
It’s fucking awful. I have no clue what the hell he’s singing, I can hear some occasional English words, but ultimately, it’s like listening to a burning car wreck on Croatian.
“Look Good”apparently only features him, which leads me this theorem:
“Any song that Blakka P appears in automatically becomes a giant noisy mess, and loses the priviledge of being called “Music””.
He also quotes Pac-Man with the occasional “Wakka wakka wakka”.
“African Girl” which also features him, cements my Theorem further, with being a giant mess of noises. It has literally no structure at all.
“Conversation” is about talking.
I’m not fucking kidding, it’s a fucking song about talking with other people and how it makes him “creative”.
Yes, creative in a genre which doesn’t do anything but puke out more shit about “hoes” and “gardening tools”.
“Blakka”.
Wow. Good Lord of the Dark Shores, why? Why did you do this you fucking moron? This song is simply awful, not only do you talk some utter incomprehensible dialect, you talk so fast noone sane would ever be able to get any of it.
Awful, simply awful.
“Invisible girl” actually has a poorly played Guitar in it.
And a Chorus, which sucks.
The most advance song so far, and yet it’s all wrong.
The recording quality is awful. The lyrics sounds like something SETI received. The chorus sounds like ten billion morons howling and the Guitar is played by a tone-deaf dead man.
“The Deal” is about Blakka’s utter disregard for Business Management. And actually complains about how apparently he’s having an easy time getting a contract.
Impressively small ego there Mr. Sierra Leone.
“Take it away”, yes, please take it away, far away.
Preferable out somewhere around Jupiter, on fire.
“Not a Badman” is just as awful as the rest. It has no structure and simply noise.
The Lyrics are utterly absurd, where the sentence “I’m no badman” actually pops up.
No badman?
Why don’t I ever hear any fucking rap where you actually use REAL FUCKING ENGLISH? Instead of your stupid bullshit dialects and slang. Who the fuck cares about your stupid skin colour.
SING COMPREHENSIBLE!
And for fucks sake, try to avoid using lyrics that look like something a twelve year old wrote.
