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I fucking hate football with the passion of ten thousand burning suns.

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

I really fucking hate football, I hate the fans, the silly rules, the enormous amounts of money inbred morons are paid and the marketing bullshit the increasingly desperate big fucking clubs make.

I particularly dislike the fact that football is the basis for how you’re treated in most schools, you suck at football? Welcome to the fat, smelly nerds! Come, join the permanent virginity party!

It wont end until you fuck some furry landwhale of a woman/man, who either has a vagina that lies at the bottomless pit of fat or a penis obscured by lard and diabetes.

Yup, you haven’t got a chance unless you’re really good at football, and by football, I mean sports, I wasn’t good at football, not because I was fat, I’ve fortunately always been able to never go beyond two points to much on the BMI.

I just sucked at Sports and Atheletics, and “SLAM”, I’m delegated to the lower areas of school hierarchy, as I couldn’t kick a fucking ball, I could argue my way through politics and knew a shit-load about pretty much everything.

But I couldn’t kick a fucking ball.

Also, I suffered from Asthma, which we actually fist discovered years after I finally managed to get away from school mandated sports, might have helped me if it had been discovered earlier, but everyone just assumed i was lazy and/or incompetent.

Lovely isn’t it?

A clear symptom of a society where the critically important aspect and worth of a proper education has been replaced with being able to run fast and talk shit about women in fast and noisy way.

This isn’t the fucking feudal age any more, a single chemist is worth seven billion football players, even if it takes more time to become a chemist or a physicist or anything even vaguely intellectual.

It’s amazing isn’t it? And yet, I don’t see anyone wearing Niels Bohr T-shirts running around.

Which really is a shame, he’s a lot cooler than any rap artist around,Danish physicist, invented nuclear bomb with a guy from Germany and a bunch of yanks, isn’t that awesome? In a horrible oh god people died way.

But no, instead we remember some random Argentinian, who is now fat.

Who did what? Ran around on a grassy field several times, fucked many women and annoyed the shit out of me, by persistingly breathing the same air as me. So yes, I really fucking hate football.

I like Ice hockey though, because the chance of the participants dying are higher. Fucking bastards the lot of you.

So fuck of, you stupid football fans, buy a Niels Bohr T-shirt and an Albert Einsten hat rather than fucking Arsenal.

On the Internet, everyone hates you!

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

On the putrid cesspoll that is the Internet, the parts the normal citizens doesn’t see, but nerds do.
Everyone hates you, and your opnions. They consider you a useless little bastard.

And they’ll get you in the end.

Also, your computer is full of spyware, that’s what I tell you, now OBEY!

Beware the Ides of March, a warning Caesar didn’t listen to, and see what happen to him, HE’S DEAD!
Assassinated by his own adopted son. That’s what’ll happen to you when you use the Internet, that’s right, BETRAYAL! So suck it up Bismarck. And sure, Caesar was murdered because of political envy from his enemies, but hey, you can probably make up some connection to shock images on the Internet.

Too bad I can’t.

Would have helped, but hey.

Most shock images are used as a sort of weapon on online discussion forums. In order to disturb the opposing side on a discussion, individual users will use shock images to shock the other side into submission or silence, thus in their twisted minds forcing an end to the opposing dialogue.
Usual, the images are presented as a link to a so called “Shock Site”, often disguised as a link to something not quite so awful. I quote Wikpedia:

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive, disgusting or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, extremely violent, extremely profane, or extremely provocative nature.[1] Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website.[2] Other shock sites are merely websites that openly display shocking material.

The Internet is downright horrible, and the immortal words of Oscar Wilde:
“Be a dear and fetch me the computing device, will you, Alfred? I feel the urge to vandalize the Uncyclopedia again with another flurry of delicious top-quotes.”

This is the true Vision of the Internet.
• It’s full of freaks.
• 4chan.
• It’s a place for people to reinforce their fragile little egos.

I’d like to thank the following list of people for support this endeavour:
1. Bismark, Chancelor of Imperial Germany.
2. Lord Beaverbrook.
3. John Cleese.
4. Meina Gladstone, CEO of the Hegemony of Man.
5. His Serene Highness The Doge of Venice.
6. Chairman Mao.
7. Sir Donald Smith,1st Baron Strathcona and Mount Royal.
8. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
9. Duke Adolf Friedrich of Mecklenburg.
10. King Zog of Albania.
11. Oliver Lincoln Lundquist.
12. His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton of the United States of America, Protector of Mexico.
13. Davis Hasselhoff.