Displaying posts tagged: bullshit

Thunderstorms and Wizardry!

2009-11-14 7:25 pm No Comments
How to summon Thunderstorms.: In order to summon a proper Thunderstorm, you need the following items: Two tears of a mandarin duck, three if male. Four hairs from a goat’s beard, seven if female, eight if pregnant. Seven tails of a virgin horse’s hair, nineteen if on fire. Toenail clippings from a cat, captured in a ...

Kodomo no fucking Paedophilia

2009-10-24 9:03 pm No Comments
You see that? You know what that's all about? Some Japanese lunatic who decided to express her violated childhood by attempting to justify fucking Paedophilia and incest through a fucking retarded manga/anime/hell. And you know what? IT'S POPULAR! FUCKING POPULAR! How? Why? How the hell do you filthy fucking whore of Babylon possibly justify that to ...

Angels cry because of this.

2009-10-20 11:01 pm No Comments
Hey thanks for the add. I am getting close to the major record deal I just need to reach 1million plays &20,000 friends. Please show your support by adding me to ur Tops and refering me to your friends to reach that goal. But of course you filthy trollop of a consumer Pop/R&B Beyonce rip-off of ...

So Barrack Obama won a Noble Prize.

2009-10-10 9:18 pm No Comments
So yeah, Obama won a Noble's Peace Prize, why? Well, according to the Norwegian Parliament (Stortinget), he got it for his work with improving International Diplomacy and several statements about nuclear disarmament, full nuclear disarmament. Really, he's getting it for not being George "The World Hates me" Bush, who we Europeans remember as a deranged idiot ...

Oh dear me, why?

2009-09-25 6:28 am No Comments
Rose from the asheS send me a message that's ultimately useless and insignificant. But dear merciless Shiva, how the hell did this band, and I use this as loose as I can, ever come to be? "Plastic Girl" is the first one to come up, come up and hit my in the back of my head, ...