We start out with “Awake by Design“, which has a boring name, and they have:
Hi,
This is the Myspace site for the band Awake By Design a Heavy/Rock and Metal band with a tinge of Gothic from the UK.
Their debut album Sentiment is out Now on sale via the Myspace and FaceBook page and is being sold worldwide. They currently have 4 tracks from the album uploaded onto their Myspace. If you have the time to check them out that would be great. We hope you enjoy them.Any information you would like to know about Awake By Design is on the page.
Thank you for your time and effort we hope you stay in touch and catch them on tour.
Yours kindly
Paul – Manager/Myspace team.
Yup. A stupid spam message send out by their fucking manager of their “Myspace” team, how utterly delightful, and by that, I mean that I am going to rip their fucking crap to shreds.
We start out with “The Visions of Truth”, which is crap. No, seriously, it’s a boring piece of crap, played by the single most generic band in the history of the fucking planet, and sung by someone who doesn’t have a voice that fits to his genre of “Metal/Gothic/Rock”, on the other hand, it could be “Gothic”, although it doesn’t sound very old-German to me.
But what do I know right? Just because I have decent taste doesn’t mean I’m right now does it?
“Ethereal” or as I’d like to call it “Pretentious”. It’s the same thing as the other one, really, it is. The music is just a drone in the background, and the guy who is singing is just boring as fuck.
Boring is really all that sums up that one.
“Sentiment” at least have the decency to start with a bit of old-school guitar play, that sounds like something from a café singer without talent or merit.
It’s not even metal at all. It’s just a slow, quiet Emo piece of shit. It would be decent, without the fucking horrible singer.
“Silence Undone” they try to mask the awful singer with some stupid voice effect, some eletronica bullshit and general incompetence.
Yeah, there really isn’t anything redeeming about this piece of shit band. Let’s move on to their site:
Awful.
And the lovely pictures of the band?
Awful.
So yeah. Awful, awful, boring, generic and awful.
And here’s some very silly metal for you.