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Kodomo no fucking Paedophilia

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

You see that? You know what that’s all about? Some Japanese lunatic who decided to express her violated childhood by attempting to justify fucking Paedophilia and incest through a fucking retarded manga/anime/hell.

And you know what? IT’S POPULAR! FUCKING POPULAR! How? Why? How the hell do you filthy fucking whore of Babylon possibly justify that to yourselves.

Fuck justifying it to society, I’m more interested in how you can possibly go “Yeah, this is perfectly okay, and not a gross violation of taste, morality and ethics” and sleep soundly at night?

Typical Japanophile bullshit, for fucks sake people, try and remember that until a few years ago, Japan didn’t have any Age of Consent, they have now raised it to 13, fucking 13! From nothing to 13, well done, at least now you don’t share that club with Saudi Arabia. (To be fair, the Philippines do have 12 as the limit.)

I honestly haven’t got a clue why some many mindless drones glorify Japan like they do, it’s a violently xenophobic society, who never apologized for the horrible shit they did during World War Two, unlike the Germans, who apologize pretty much every single time they can.

Why? Haven’t got a clue really, suppose because in the eyes of the equally xenophobic west, they where Asians murdering Asians, and really, who cares then? Bunch of barbarians really. /NOOOOOOOOO!

It’s like we just forgot about the Rape of Nanking, where the Imperial Army of Japan went nuts in the city, and brutally murdered and raped thousands, with plenty of Western witnesses seeing the whole thing from various consulates and trade missions, some of the Western representatives formed the Nanking Safety Zone, which was oddly enough led by a member of the Nazi party of Germany, under the logic that his membership should protect him from and repercussions from the Japanese, they where allies after all.


200,000 Chinese saved by those actions, can you even comprehend such a number? 200,000 people saved by the actions of a few brave bastards, that’s the total inhabitants of Fremont, California, saved from a slaughter that claimed around 300,000 people.


So you see, any attempt at glorifying a fucking whore of a nation like Japan, before they have stepped forward and formally apologized for all the horrible shit they did during World War Two, and pay reparations to the millions who suffered under the brutal and insane behaviour if the Imperial Armies of the now fortunately disestablished Japanese Empire.


So fuck you, and your fucking Paedophilia-filled filth, go ahead, visit Japan, they’ll happily tolerate you as a tourist, and hate you with a passion if you move there.

And by hate, I mean direct-action Yakuza like hatred.

So go on, enjoy your ignorance.

Angels cry because of this.

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Hey thanks for the add. I am getting close to the major record deal I just need to reach 1million plays &20,000 friends. Please show your support by adding me to ur Tops and refering me to your friends to reach that goal.

But of course you filthy trollop of a consumer Pop/R&B Beyonce rip-off of a waste of genetics, I’d be happy to spread the word about how great your fucking miserable excuse of musical endeavours are, and I can reassure you, that I absolutely believe that fucking record companies base their record deals on the number of Myspace friends bands have, and on how many times their “music” has been played, and not on how hot the singer looks on the cover of “Playboy”.

Her first “song” is Voodo, which starts sounding like early 80’s electronic music, and then goes into a twisting decent towards the very pits of human misery.

Also know as Dorset.

Why the hell is it a good thing to sing in a disjointed manner that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual melody? Or the music? Or anything remotely pertaining to logic and reason.

And her voice is run through enough computers to put Microsoft BOB to shame, I’ll bet my entire professional non-existence.

It’s just so generic and crap, and fucking hate R&B, almost as much as I fucking hate rap, and this is MTV R&B like nothing you’ve heard a billion times already.

“Baby (Far Away)” actually covers me feelings very well, I wish I was fucking far away, somewhere around Saturn, drowning in a sulphur eruption on Io.

It just so awful, her voice sounds like fucking shit, the lyrics are boring shit about her singing about her abusive arsehole of a boyfriend, who’s undoubted made of muscles and nothing else.

And like always, the melody is the same fucking thing all the way through, and the choir is present and annoying through the whole fucking thing.

“Break your fall” tricks me by sounding like a Spice Girls song, and then I realize, it is a Spice Girls song, it shifts completely away from the noisy bullshit R&B and into generic pop territory.

And yet, you can still here the post-modernist disorganized noise of the R&B territory, like the “Ahahnanana” sounds that so prevail that realm of hell.

It’s just a really shitty Spice Girls rip off, and Spice Girls where fucking horrible.

I hate the “song” “Storm” before this idiot have even opened her mouth, I hate it like I hate small woodland animals.

It’s not fucking music, music requires that the actual fucking melody have something to do with the rest of the fucking song, rather than just being some bullshit beat that annoys me in the background.

And what the fuck is up with all that voice works they’ve done? Does her voice sound that bad?


I can already see the “Softcore” images out there, in the aether. Just awful, don’t buy it, don’t give her a record deal, don’t encourage her.

She sucks.

The Danish People’s Party: Crypto-fascist.

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

The Danish People’s Party finally reveals themselves. Their top candidate,Birthe Skaarup, to the upcoming municipal elections in the capital, Copenhagen, has suggested that the streets and alleys of the capital, are to be patrolled by an anti-gang patrol, made out of ex-soldiers.

Ugly old fucking hag isn’t she?

She even suggests that this patrol, let’s call them the historic Stormabteilung, should be armed and uniformed in combat fatigues.

Yes, a paramilitary force, to prevent gang related crime, because we all know that heavy-handed police and paramilitary forces, solve the crime problem as fast as an ice age solves itself.

I’m sure her wonderful proposal won’t end up in tragedy and sorrow, much like it just did in Rio de Janeiro, at least their excuse “We have large slum areas full of heavily armed gangs, created by the crippling poverty our shitty society ,and years of abuse from the west, have produced” is slightly valid.

Whereas the Danish People’s Party’s excuse is “Our main power-base is old stupid people who are easily frightened by young people and their EVIL ways.”

Isn’t that awesome? Of course, the chairman of the Danish association of soldiers have pretty quickly gone and went “yeah, that’s a fucking stupid idea”.

I do not know what they have imagined, but I think that it is best that the police take care of things here. If the police care of their duties as soldiers fit the tasks they are good, and so can not mix things together, “says Jesper Hansen, President of the soldiers association.

From: Eks-soldater i bandekonflikt er en dårlig idé.

Member of the present Municipal council in Copenhagen for the Social-Democrats Jette Bergenholz Bautrup have already been out with a statement that basically goes: This is completely unacceptable.

Which is one of the problem, because she should have went “You are a bunch of fucking fascist little scaremongering lunatics, you fucking pocket Mussolinis.”

She goes on and suggest that the parents are the problem, to a degree, the parents are the problem, but the rampant racism that permeates Danish society is an even larger issue.

Especially, when you consider that the Danish People’s Party still get’s almost a third of the country’s votes, which is really fucking sad.

So, will we be seeing Danish SAs in the streets? Probably not.

Is it still sad that none of the Danish opposition parties, or the Conservative People’s Party who can barely tolerate them, speak properly up?

Yup, it fucking is.

I’m freaking sick.

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Today’s update is the quoted first section of Wikipedia’s article on the Common Cold:

Common symptoms are cough, sore throat, runny nose, blocked nose, and sneezing; sometimes accompanied by ‘pink eye’, muscle aches, fatigue, malaise, headaches, muscle weakness, uncontrollable shivering, loss of appetite, and rarely extreme exhaustion. Fever is more commonly a symptom of influenza, another viral upper respiratory tract infection (URTI) whose symptoms broadly overlap with the cold[1] but are more severe.[2] Symptoms may be more severe in infants and young children.

Those suffering from colds often report a sensation of chilliness even though the cold is not generally accompanied by fever, and although chills are generally associated with fever, the sensation may not always be caused by actual fever.[1] In one study, 60% of those suffering from a sore throat and upper respiratory tract infection reported headaches[1], often due to nasal congestion. The symptoms of a cold usually resolve after about one week, but can last up to three weeks.


The common cold can lead to opportunistic coinfections or superinfections such as acute bronchitis, bronchiolitis, croup, pneumonia, sinusitis, otitis media, or strep throat. People with chronic lung diseases such as asthma and COPD are especially vulnerable. Colds may cause acute exacerbations of asthma, emphysema or chronic bronchitis.[3]

Get the point?

Animeleague: The abomina-Webcomic!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Thought I was all done with animeleague did you? Well, you thought wrong my little friends. There’s one other thing that requires my superior attention. The AL WEB-COMIC! Drawn by incompetent losers, written by people who usually write Harry Potter Slash Fan fiction and edited by people with no taste or sense of criticism.

It could only end in a massive disaster, and as I’ve mentioned before, these forums have NO sense of criticism, so the useless fuckers who made it, can’t handle any proper feedback, outside of their precious weabo japanophile animefanatical circle-jerk, and thus start crying.

They recently came out with their first issue “Al-chan’s big victory!”. Even the name of the damn thing spells damnation and plagues doesn’t it? It sure as fuck does.

alcomic1cover It’s just as awful as you’d think. And as it’s drawn by several people, I’ll have to make separate commentary on each desperate page.

We start with the cover page, at least it’s coloured. And that’s it, that’s the ONLY positive thing I can about this piece of shit. There absolutely no use of perspective, the eyes of the metro-sexual are so far down on his face, that he’s apparently suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, possibly because whoever drew this abomination suffered from it herself.

alcomic1page1 This one is oddly enough the best of the lot. Drawn by the apparent Editor-in-Charge Noddlekitty. It’s properly drawn.

But not very sophisticated, even for manga standards, it also makes pretty clear how awful the writing is, booze and boobs indeed. It also fails to betray just how awful the rest is.

alcomic1page2What the fuck just happened here? No seriously.

Time to rage! This is absolutely crap, what little there’s drawn looks like a sketch from a six-year old crack addict. And most of the fucking thing isn’t even drawn, it’s actually just a screen-shot from their fucking private comic forum.

How the fuck anyone ever though this was ANYTHING other than utter crap is beyond me and my good taste.

alcomic1page3Oh Merciful Jesus Augustus of Byzantium, why was this ever allowed to leave a sketch book?


How the hell did anyone let this out as anything other than a thread called “My art sucks, help me improve it” is beyond me! It’s better than the previous page, but that’s like saying AIDS is slightly better than fucking Ebola!

It’s awful beyond redemption, just like the previous page.

alcomic1page4It’s like a disease! It’s a fucking disease! It’s Criticism-Deficiency Syndrome, it has to be!

Why are they all thinking? Did Kisara actually try and force it upon almost a century of thought bubbles, that they mean TALKING rather than THINKING? It’s the only way I can make any fucking sense of this mess. It’s awfully drawn, written and executed.

Moving onwards to the writing: It’s fucking awful, not really anything else to it. It’s painfully generic and utter crap. None of this should EVER have been released, with the possibly exception of pages one.

So well done Noddlekitty, you suck, you just have potential NOT to suck.

Now, what’s interesting is, that in the comic thread itself, they ask for feedback:

Flake~ wrote: Be sure to leave feedback. There will be more to come in the future!

So obviously, they got feedback.


And they defend it in the usual way, it’s not suppose to be a serious webcomic, we didn’t have time to colour it, we’re useless hacks, etc… Leper did go “It’s crap stop drawing”. Which I shall change slighty to, everyone but Noddlekitty have no hope in hell, stop drawing, Noodle may carry one trying.


The rest of the feedback is bewilderingly constructive, and doesn’t take into account that 80% is utter crap with no hope at all.

Only the first page has any hope in hell, even the cover sucks.

So well done Noodlekitty.

Even of the comic is still a drawn version of a burning trainwreck.

EDIT: After a small conversation with Noodlekitty, I’ve learned that she doesn’t actually draw manga in any serious manner, thus she’s in the clear. She just did it for shits and giggles. Well done, well done indeed.

Remember the forums and the Twitter.

Sierra Leone should be ashamed of itself.

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Blakka-P send me a Telegraphic letter of idiocy through the Post-Modern Expressionism website that is

Whats up my friend? Im an aspiring artist from Sierra Leone with a lot of interesting songs, If you dont mind, please come check out my page and give me a listen. Leave a comment if you like what you hear. Thanks!! Stay safe

Blakka P

He gets a single lonely point for being polite.

“Superior” is the first song. I has no interest, and the music sounds like it’s being played by a drunk German with spears through his ears.

It’s fucking awful. I have no clue what the hell he’s singing, I can hear some occasional English words, but ultimately, it’s like listening to a burning car wreck on Croatian.

“Look Good”
apparently only features him, which leads me this theorem:

“Any song that Blakka P appears in automatically becomes a giant noisy mess, and loses the priviledge of being called “Music””.

He also quotes Pac-Man with the occasional “Wakka wakka wakka”.

“African Girl” which also features him, cements my Theorem further, with being a giant mess of noises. It has literally no structure at all.

“Conversation” is about talking.

I’m not fucking kidding, it’s a fucking song about talking with other people and how it makes him “creative”.

Yes, creative in a genre which doesn’t do anything but puke out more shit about “hoes” and “gardening tools”.


Wow. Good Lord of the Dark Shores, why? Why did you do this you fucking moron? This song is simply awful, not only do you talk some utter incomprehensible dialect, you talk so fast noone sane would ever be able to get any of it.

Awful, simply awful.

“Invisible girl” actually has a poorly played Guitar in it.

And a Chorus, which sucks.

The most advance song so far, and yet it’s all wrong.

The recording quality is awful. The lyrics sounds like something SETI received. The chorus sounds like ten billion morons howling and the Guitar is played by a tone-deaf dead man.

“The Deal”
is about Blakka’s utter disregard for Business Management. And actually complains about how apparently he’s having an easy time getting a contract.

Impressively small ego there Mr. Sierra Leone.

“Take it away”, yes, please take it away, far away.

Preferable out somewhere around Jupiter, on fire.

“Not a Badman” is just as awful as the rest. It has no structure and simply noise.

The Lyrics are utterly absurd, where the sentence “I’m no badman” actually pops up.

No badman?

Why don’t I ever hear any fucking rap where you actually use REAL FUCKING ENGLISH? Instead of your stupid bullshit dialects and slang. Who the fuck cares about your stupid skin colour.


And for fucks sake, try to avoid using lyrics that look like something a twelve year old wrote.

MMORPG: The Scourge of Modern Society.

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Mr. 47 posted: modeski posted:
In reality her WoW buddies would probably curse her out for hacking her parent’s account, then subject her to a lengthy lecture on how WoW was just as valid as real life and she should should respect her parent’s passions more. Or something.

I play World of Warcraft, but I steadfastly refuse to plan my life around it. Especially after a particular incident about a year ago when I missed a raid because a friend was killed in a car accident, and I went with other friends to the hospital. I was promptly chastised by several members of my guild for missing the raid.

Their reasoning was that, it wasn’t like I could have saved her by being at the hospital, so I should have stayed home and played WoW.

Needless to say, I quit the guild.


Let’s not rage on World of Warcraft alone though, let’s RAGE on fucking all of them, with no exceptions.

Except Gaia Online’s ZOMG, you’re not allowed to rage on it, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO HATE IT! LOATH IT! DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!

Most MMORPGs are based on a fairly simple method, the more you play, the more shit you get, the more powerful you get and finally, the finisher, the Grand Armé of MMORPGs, the more shit you still have to get.

That’s really the kicker, no matter how much crap you do and acquire, there’s always something new and shiny waiting in the next cave, or in World of Warcraft’s case, the next giant derelict Troll city.

There’s no real end to any of them, right until the game is shut-down because it sucked and didn’t drown the publisher and developers in huge avalanches of cash.

Still waiting for Age of Conan to go the way of the Dodo.

And even after the game has been terminated, lunatic fans continue to try to design jury-rigged emulation software, all so they can pretend to be elves in a game designed by deranged idiots.

If done correctly, it’s a fucking goldmine, good for us, that it’s virtually impossible for any of the many companies to actual comprehend how to hit the target.

Which brings us back to the only company who did hit the target, Blizzard Entertainment and their precious World of Warcraft.

Let’s recap:

-Easy controls: Check.
-Editable, customizable interface: Check.
-Fairly simple Quest system: Check.
-Not being designed by arseholes: Check.
-Sucks your entire life into a giant drain, never to be seen by mortal eyes? Oh fuck yes.

So yeah, they make money.

Much more then the rest of them.

And hey, guess where the whole MMO thing shows up in these days? Fucking everywhere.

Apparently every single video game published have to have some retarded MMO element included, it’s not fucking necessary you troglodytes.

Take Cities XL, which is presently going through it’s “Beta” phase, more like “Alpha” phase. Why the hell did they decided to run the entire regional concept through an MMO interface? Why?

It’s fucking awful. I build a city, can I see it from the highly detailed planet view? No. Are the maps actually concurrent with the view of the planet? No, they are all generic bullshit.

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

Once again, MMO’s ruin everything that’s good in the world.

That, and advertisement in video games, I bought the damn game, fuck off with your stupid unskippable intro sequences of your fucking awful logos you raging cunts.

I leave you with this:


Protecting America from reason

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

TUCSON, AZ – Three people have been arrested in connection with last months deadly double homicide in Arivaca that left a nine-year-old and her father dead. One of the people arrested for the homicide is the National Executive Director of the Minuteman American Defense group (M.A.D.), a group known for patrolling the border, and is dedicated to “Defending America’s Borders” according to their website –

Yup, deranged racist American rednecks break into some poor Mexican bastards home, kill the father and NINE year old daughter, wound the mother.

Leave the scene, returns later, gets shot by the wounded mother, runs off.

Also, Minuteman American Defense are cunts:

Shawna Forde has been exposed as a liar. After her ex-husband was shot, she claimed she was raped and shot by a Mexican Drug Cartel and it was connected to her work as a Minuteman. Now, in this expose, reports Forde finally confesses these crimes may have actually been committed by friends of her son who is currently in prison. This expose also provides details into Forde’s very troubled life, her mental instability and criminal past. reports:

Trouble finds Shawna Forde – Border activist at center of recent spate of violence
EVERETT — An Everett woman who attracted national attention by suggesting Mexican drug cartels targeted her for a series of violent attacks now acknowledges she told police they ought to look closer to home for suspects — including among her own son’s friends. Shawna Forde, 41, said she is convinced there are links between the Dec. 22 shooting of her ex-husband at their north Everett home, her reported rape and beating at the same house a week later, and an attack on Jan. 15 in a nearby alley that left her with apparent gunshot wounds to her right arm…(the police) investigation should focus on local street toughs who until last summer were burglarizing Everett-area homes and trafficking in stolen firearms. One member of the ring was Forde’s own son, Devon Duffey, 19. He went to prison in October and now is serving more than two years at the state penitentiary in Walla Walla for being a felon in possession of firearms, records show.
..Forde’s ex-husband declined to be interviewed for this story. He was home alone when ambushed by a narrow-faced stranger dressed in khaki-colored clothing…Forde said it is ridiculous for anyone to think she had anything to do with her ex-husband’s shooting. The attack occurred roughly two weeks after she returned to Everett from a three-month stretch engaged in Minuteman border operations. “If I was going to do something like that I would have done it while I was in Arizona,” Forde said.

Troubled Life:

…Forde said she has been diagnosed with attachment disorder…restraining order against her..felony forgery charges..four marriages…On March 20, 2007, three young men (including her son) showed up at the beauty salon on Colby where Forde worked. One pulled a baseball bat from under his jacket and clobbered the man who owns the salon. The victim required hospital treatment to close his head wounds (son now in prison)…(Forde convicted of )chocolate milk shoplifting…

Forde said she knows her background is unconventional but said she’s not worried that it may affect her ability to work with other Minutemen in combatting illegal immigration and drug smuggling.

Taken from GOOGLE CACHE, because someone knows how to damage control a PR situation, well done.

Doesn’t make you any less racist.