Yet another American twit who invited me to some random crap event on the other side of the World, how delightful.
So, let start today's lesson in "Why culture is DEAD! 101".
"Keep Movin On.." Has bland music, a boring singer and lyrics that sound so overwhelmingly uninteresting it's actually painful, seriously, my liver hurts like hell while listening to this.
MY LIVER!
She babbles on about how "you have to know pain, to recognize pleasure" and some crap like that. Move to fucking Somalia if you want to know pain you fucking useless media whore.
And fire whoever writes your songs.
And you can run away from your past, I do so everyday, I used to be a member of the Military Junta of Burma, and look at me now! A random angry blogger.
Amazing isn't it, to bad you can't run away from this crap Lady T.
"Fijate en mi" is on Spanish, so I haven't got a clue what she's singing, but it does explain why there's this small air of hesitation when she sings on English.
Also, the title of the song's taken sweetheart, at least that's what the Dark Lord Google tells me.
"Letter To God". GOD IS DEAD! And this is the evidence, no merciful god would ever allow anyone to think this was good, or acceptable or not a crime against Humanity.
It's religious rap, I really can't imagine how I could possibly hate this drivel more than I already do. Seriously, "Lord, give me a sign", why the hell do you think he/she/it would ever give you a sign, you random American idiot.
This is a a sign to you: "You are not creative and all you make is negativity."
"Latinos Unidos". I have enough understanding of Spanish to know what this crap means, it some ethnocentric bullshit about how her "people" the latino should stick together, and how she's a visionary and fuck I can't keep that one running.
Visionary? Ha, you're about as visionary as my dear old dad, who sells golf equipment.
"LA CARCACHA" starts with on hell of an odd musical intro, and what the fuck is this?
I feel like I'm playing Tropico again, to bad the latin music is ruined by someone who think she doesn't sound like every other singer on the surface of the planet.
"We Belong Together", oh dear Allah, this is to much, it's just about the most generic crap song ever, "A young Janet Jackson" indeed.
And trust me girl, you're absolutely nothing, seriously, I've meet sentient fungi with more talent than you, which is a long and rather boring story.
Also, I can't speak Spanish, and that doesn't diminish me in the slightest, you racist.
"West Coast TWO Step". I presume this is a song about some sort of dancing style, or it's a song about the cultural disintegration of Latin-American society inside the United States, caused by the rampant commercialism and the mediocre cultural equalization, eliminating any talent, and replacing it with gimmicks like this useless whore.
She doesn't even have decent tits, or a decent face.
"Baila" is a song about the diminishing size of the Aral Sea, causing the destruction of the fishing industry of generations of Kazakh and Uzbek people, causing enormous environmental damage to the surroundings.
And all caused by really shitty agricultural water diversion, well done Soviet Union.
In reality this is just some Spanish crap, who sounds like shit.
"Wat Chu Gon Do?" I'm getting increasingly tempted to go to Los Angeles and walk into an "event" with you on the list.
And by "event", I mean that local youth-club you probably know so well, you useless twat, just to hang around in the background yelling: "You're shit, get off the fucking stage!" with a thick Scottish accent.
"Inferno" is the end of the line for this whore of a commercialised woman. And it's on Spanish, and without any doubt crap.
So what have we learned today? Fuck Los Angeles, and fuck the rampant racism in American Society, that spawns this kinda shit.
Even if this one is so utterly normal it's actually funny.
Later kids, don't listen to rap.
LADY T IS DEAD! Or has deleted her MySpace, which amounts to the same on the internet.
