I'm back, and I'm as angry and miserable as always, have you been keeping up with the news lately? And no, I'm not referring to the latest World of Warcraft patch you useless twit. I'm talking about the United Nations Climate Change Conference 2009, or as I call it "The Prime Minster of Denmark's excuse to avoid doing bugger all for a fucking year".
In case you haven't realized yet, the entire Conference will do something good, and by good, I mean that the European Union just keeps doing what it has been doing for over a fucking decade, lower the carbon release of an entire fucking continent, ignoring the whiny bollocks of the industrialists idiots who lives in Switzerland, and thus happily avoids being FUCKING FLOODED!
The real issue is of course that you fucking Americans just don't give a shit about the rest of the fucking planet, as long as you can watch your retarded bullshit Nascar and football, you're happy as can be.
"Fuck you got mine" indeed.
Because guess what, the American Way of Life is a piece of over-consumerist, environmentally damaging, impossibly to maintain, debt-ridden, psychologically damaging and plain fucking stupid concept, and anyone who will honestly defend it should be dragged outside and thrown in a frozen lake.
Or permanently exiled to Sudan, that'll teach the fuckers not to consume in an excessive manner, to bad exile isn't a permitted punishment according to the Universal Deceleration of Human Rights. Bet you didn't knew that one, have you even read it? Guess what! I have! Hell, I've read the American Constitution, and realize that it seems to be a pit of useless paper, that everyone in Yankistan ignore and pretend isn't real.
Never forgot, "In God we Trust" hasn't got shit to do with the American founding fathers. You want "E pluribus unum", Out of many one for the original traditional motto of the US, isn't that an awesome motto? Sure as fuck beats "In God we Trust", Jefferson would strangle Eisenhower if he could.
And hey, even the European Union has a cooler motto: In varietate concordia, United in diversity, Forenet i mangfoldighed.
Yeah, and hey, we're better than you yanks anyway:
Now fucking ratify Kyoto already you useless little corrupt ridden bastards.
