Paranoia on the Anime Forums Part One!

Paranoia on the Anime Forums Part One! The Shining Path!

MCM1

So, welcome back to yet another feature about the silly little buggers of the Animeleague forums! And it’s yet another case of Freesaiyan being absolutely insanely paranoid and thinking that everyone and everything is out to get him, so let’s help him along!

It’s almost a shame that I can’t get my hands on all the stuff that goes through the PMs and IMs, but then again, would I actually want to see it?

Probably not:

MCM2

I really haven’t got a clue who Jason or Showmasters actually are. The Grapewine tells me something about attentionwhores and event stealing, seems fair enough to presume such.

MCM3

And here comes all the stuff we’ve been waiting for! Paranoia! Theories about where the leak comes from! Who did it!

Why me of course! I’m sitting here in my corner of the Internet and twirling my moustache and polishing my tophat.

Me, and a few others.

MCM4

Zelgadis here is a moron, of course not a single person in the “anime” community likes you, you’re a bunch of twats. Your boss is a selfish moron who just wants to accumulates whatever power his pitiful choice of life potentially makes available.

So yes Zelgadis, you are dense. Like harden steel.

MCM5

I have no clue who any of those are, hasn’t stopped me.

And fuck, is that ever a shitty signature.

MCM6

How do you measure loyalty? Well, The Lords Resistance Army of Dem. Congo forces its child soldiers to kill their own parents. Hitler faced his people against each other to keep them away from his own total power.

And of course, the problem about his question is that IT’S A FUCKING ANIME FORUM YOU FREAK!

MCM7

Oh sweet Buddah that’s awesome!

“People that hate us and are involved in convoluted plots to wage war against a web community”

It makes me sound like a fucking supervillain again! Really Matt, it’s just that people think your community is a stinking puss-filled wound on an already stupid sub-culture.

MCM8

A Second Life account? Are you fucking kidding me? Second Life isn’t a videogame, it’s just another place for furries to propagate their foul fetish.

And it’s just me.

And my Social Engineering.

And a bunch of your staff members being REALLY angry.

Thanks to Stacey and Revy!

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3 Responses to “Paranoia on the Anime Forums Part One!”

  1. Matt says:

    It makes me sound like a fucking supervillain again! Really Matt, it’s just that people think your community is a stinking puss-filled wound on an already stupid sub-culture.

    We’re not talking about you though, or anyone remotely rational. The subject of that thread were the MCM Expo people, and those people are legitimately fucking insane. Completly fucking insane. They sign up under fake accounts whining about forum mods being mean in real life, and they’ve threatened internet lawsuits over the existance of an art forum. England is a differant world than America and Canada. They take their anime very seriously over there.

  2. Yes, yes.

    And I can assure you, that the yanks take anime even more serious. Also, it’s different.

    Also, Towers suffers from a pretty bad case of megalomania.

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