The Longest Norwegian Adventure Game

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Apologies for not updating with anything yesterday, unfortunately, I was enraptured by Ragnar Tørnquist's insane Adventure game The Longest Journey.. Which for several hours sucked my soul dry, due to its stunningly brilliant storyline. The art direction is absolutely magnificent and the character design believable, none of that Japanese leather straps or ridiculously complex bullshit outfits. ...

Those who scream incomprehensibly beneath the table.

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Those Who Lie Beneath send me a billion lines of useless text. First of all, thank you for opening the message and giving us this much of your time! You will be surprised with what you hear if you make your way to our profile. We promise! We know what it's like to be tired of ...

What the hell happened to England?

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'I do not roll over,' says Brown Yeah, kinda hard to roll over when you're welded in place, to really fucking awful policies of bullshit nanny-state surveillance society, populist warmongering junk and pandering to giant Banks who's moral code would make Machiavelli blush. It's absolutely astonishing that anyone in England actually considers the Labour Party worthwhile ...

The Chronicle of Deimos of Titan!

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By the Emperor's Grace! What foulness is this? This is neither Titan, nor is it Holy Terra! Another trickery of the Arch-fiends? What is this? Mutants? Filthy mutants? Unworthy of the Emperor's Blessed Light! Unworthy of Life! Purge them from this mangled world, in the name of the Emperor! The Emperor grant you his Blessings in ...

Oh dear me, why?

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Rose from the asheS send me a message that's ultimately useless and insignificant. But dear merciless Shiva, how the hell did this band, and I use this as loose as I can, ever come to be? "Plastic Girl" is the first one to come up, come up and hit my in the back of my head, ...