Ding dong, the Wicked Alaskan Reactionary Witch is dead!
Or resigned, whatever. And sure, she resigns because she’s planing to run for the US Presidency in 2012, and you shouldn’t fear this.
That incompetent soccer mom doesn’t have a fucking chance in hell to get elected to anything beyond her stupid redneck frozen state.
Her ridiculous excuse? You’re gonna live it!
“People where mean to my son/me on the Internet!”.
Which is quite frankly the single most retarded and yet hilarious thing I’ve heard this month.
You may laugh.
So yeah, apparently it all started on some random crap website out in the Ether, and then picked up by the awful bastards of SomethingAwful.
Perhaps Alaska can seem just a little bit less stupid now. What the hell kinda woman actually wants her rights stripped away from her anyway?
So, SomethingAwful made her resign earlier to avoid any more attacks on her family. Yeah, not likely to happen Sarah, not while you think women should stay at home and take care of the kids, the eight of them, that is.
Fucking soccermoms.
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