Prayer from the City of Kalinth

Hail dear Conqueror, we welcome you with open hearts and souls.

We welcome you as our saviour, our God, out Friend, our Lover, our Master.

We give you glory and gold.

We give you our hopes and dreams.

We give you the bosoms of your womenfolk.

We embrace you into our very spirit.

And we pray that you won’t conquer us.


The City of Kalinth was destroyed three days after the Prayer was submitted, according to legend, the unknown Conqueror laugh as he massacred his way through the city.

The location of Kalinth has been lost, the only surviving record, presently located in the Library of Constantinople, only mentions it’s location somewhere north of present-day Baghdad.

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