Archive for June, 2008

We don’t need you.

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

We don’t need no big brother.
We’ve our neighbourhood.
We don’t need no little bugs.
We’ve got out mothers.

We don’t need no rights.
We’ve got out patriots.
We don’t need no science.
We’ve got faith.

Cause this is a society of fear and despair.
Watch the news, listen, obey!
Free your will, submit to us!
Shut up and sit down!

Cause we’re a society of fear and despair.
Duck and cover, buy some duct tape!
Fox News, Bill O’Reily, Ron Paul!
Get up and salute the flag.

We don’t need no reality.
We’ve got our dreams.
We don’t need no censorship.
‘Cause we’ve got hope.

This is a society of hope and dreams.
‘Cause we say so.
Don’t let Ann Coulter win!

STAND UP AND SCREAM!

Which song do you like best on my page?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Which song do you like best on my page?

Well Seretha Lichez, seeing as you ask, I’ll tell you.

Wait, Seretha Lichez? What the hell? Where your parents high on acid when they gave you that name? Or is this one of those “we’re minorities, let’s go fucking crazy” things?

I’ll presume the latter, because I live in a fantasy world where all parents are good.

“I Wish”, personally I wish the song would end before it was even conceived. The music is fucking terrible, the chorus is downright painful, it’s just Seretha’s annoying voice going “I wish, I wish, I wish”, bloody terrible.

“Fools in love”, yeah, shit.

Why do you sound like everyone else on the surface of the planet you talentless waste of oxygen. This song is awful.

“So lost”, yeah, you are lost, lost in an imaginary world where actually civilized people likes crap like this. Oh wait, you’re in America, I forgot, oh well, close second I suppose.

“Rhetorical Questions”, wait, you probably don’t even know what “rhetorical” means, or what “question” means for that matter.

Not because you are a black, it’s because you have to be utterly idiotic to enjoy or even make crap like that.

“Push up on me” starts like nothing else Sara or whatever has made. The intro music is excellent, actually the guitar in the background is excellent, to bad that obnouxios beat drowns in out.

And there are those fucking clap sounds too, shit, sucks.

The lyrics is generic “I’m afro-american, fell sorry for me” deal.

“5 minutes” starts like a soft romantic song, to bad Simon’s horrible voice ruins all of it. And hey, it’s the clapping sound again, awesome.

The rest of the music sounds like something stolen from old DOS games, fucking great.

And it doesn’t even last five minutes, would be a rip-off, but it’s free.

Susan, you are fucking horrible.

But to answer your question, the best song you’ve made it the first 10-15 seconds of “Push up on me” just before you start wailing.

How the hell do you “push up” on anyone?

Prayer from the City of Kalinth

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Hail dear Conqueror, we welcome you with open hearts and souls.

We welcome you as our saviour, our God, out Friend, our Lover, our Master.

We give you glory and gold.

We give you our hopes and dreams.

We give you the bosoms of your womenfolk.

We embrace you into our very spirit.

And we pray that you won’t conquer us.

Please?

The City of Kalinth was destroyed three days after the Prayer was submitted, according to legend, the unknown Conqueror laugh as he massacred his way through the city.

The location of Kalinth has been lost, the only surviving record, presently located in the Library of Constantinople, only mentions it’s location somewhere north of present-day Baghdad.