Seriously you flaming faggots, what the fuck is wrong with most of you. How in the name of the Dreamer who Rests in the Deep can you possibly stand today’s mainstream music, HOW? HOW DAMMIT?
Listen and watch this music video, DO IT YOU FUCKING JERKASS!
Do you listen to it? Good. Did you like it?
DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF THEN! YOU TASTELESS USELESS FUCKING PRICK, FIND A KNIFE AND RELEASE YOUR INNER ORGANS AS PENANCE FOR YOUR CRIMES!
Do you know someone who likes it? Really? Why the hell are you still friends with that tasteless dimwit, go murder him with a rusty saw before he contaminates the Gene pool further.
Because that song sucked horribly, oh wait, it was a REMIX of this ONE! Which honestly isn’t much better, except it’s an actually song, that fucking awful remix doesn’t qualify for much more than noise, on a good day, it might just get near the mating calls of baboons.
It’s good evidence for marketing that bullshit like that can even exist, it’s also good evidence for the terrible and awe-inspiring reign of sheer Mediocrity and idiocy.
I’m not saying that one was good, but at least it was music, proper music. Also, the singer was pretty honest about what she was.
I miss the days where bands would just be honest about what they where, instead of being shitty pop/fuck/shit bands, damn, where is Eminem when would finally be useful for something, oh yeah, he’s snorting his huge piles of cash, and I mean that one literally.
I leave you with Lordi, because I fucking love their over-the-top attitude and hilarious costumes. Also, they won the Eurovision Grand Prix, and seeing that a Rock band had never won, I suppose they deserve a bit of recognition for that one, well done crazy Finish fuckers, well done indeed.
So, stop buying crappy songs and CDs you useless twits, thanks in advance.