[22:39] lazeriusbalfour: I welcome you, in the name of the dead, in the name of the living.
[22:39] superherofae: Kickass
[22:40] lazeriusbalfour: Now we shall walk in the Hall of Stories, and hear the whispers of the old ones.
[22:41] superherofae: It’s fucking cold here
[22:41] lazeriusbalfour: Forgivness lady, we have not paid the heating bill since the Fall.
[22:42] superherofae: Haha
[22:42] lazeriusbalfour: The vasteness of these hallowed halls are hard to heat, you cannot imagine the extraordinary amounts of materials we need.
[22:42] superherofae: Oh, I’m sure it’s tough.
[22:44] lazeriusbalfour: Quite, now let us continue into the Arboretum, we must move with haste.
[22:44] lazeriusbalfour: The Old Ones are restless tonight, probably because of the Cold,. did I mention how hard it is to heat this place?
[22:45] lazeriusbalfour: I should have listened to my mother, “Become a dentist, Dennis” bot noooooooooo, I knew best, I wanted to be a Odd Guide, leading people to their destiny, worst choice ever, I tell you.
[22:45] superherofae: Dude, you’re insane XD
[22:47] lazeriusbalfour: Mayhaps.
[22:48] lazeriusbalfour: Shall we continue? Or would you rather face the Old Ones? You might survive, but not with your mind sound and safe.
[22:48] * superherofae giggles
[22:48] superherofae: Sure, why not
[22:48] lazeriusbalfour: To the Arboretum it is then, where the song of the Sirens sound.
[22:49] lazeriusbalfour: It is fortunate that you are of the female kind, the Sirens are quite the temptation to men of lesser mind.
[22:49] lazeriusbalfour: Your kind are immune, and I of course, being the Guide and all.
[22:50] superherofae: Oh my
[22:50] lazeriusbalfour: Still, maintain your distance, they are rather, how shall I put this, “pro-active”?
[22:51] superherofae: Understood.
[22:51] lazeriusbalfour: Excellent,
[22:52] lazeriusbalfour: We simply have to gather a simply flower from this place, for the oracle you see.
[22:52] lazeriusbalfour: I am leading you to your destiny and all that jazz, so go nuts, get a bleeding flower, god, I need a drink.
[22:53] superherofae: Haha, go get one
[22:53] lazeriusbalfour: Oh no, you must.
[22:54] lazeriusbalfour: I’m allergic to the things anyway, or it’s your destiny, you know how these things go.
[22:54] lazeriusbalfour: Be happy you aren’t male, they have to bring a liver.
[22:54] lazeriusbalfour: A fresh liver, from anything recently dead.
[BLABLABLA, Allergic to caffeine, Decaf chocolate does not exist, Japanese might just make it, etc…]
[23:12] lazeriusbalfour: Now have you picked the freaking flower already, we have on oracle to consult.
[23:12] superherofae: Haha
[23:12] superherofae: we’re still on this?
[23:13] lazeriusbalfour: Oh yes.
[23:13] lazeriusbalfour: It’s not over ’till we reach the oracle.
[23:13] lazeriusbalfour: And hear it’s Sacred Voice reveal your DESTINY!
[23:13] lazeriusbalfour: Now, get the flower.
[23:13] * superherofae grabs flower
[23:14] lazeriusbalfour: Excellent, let us move on to the Room of Ages.
[23:14] lazeriusbalfour: There we shall consult it.
[23:14] superherofae: About what?
[23:14] lazeriusbalfour: Your destiny, what else?
[23:14] superherofae: Oh, neat
[23:15] lazeriusbalfour: Indeed, and here we are, the Room of Ages.
[23:15] lazeriusbalfour: I shall leave you for now, the Oracle will speak now.
[23:15] lazeriusbalfour: I AM THE ORACLE! WHAT DO YOU SEEK?
[23:15] superherofae: Apparently, my destiny..
[23:16] lazeriusbalfour: REALLY? HOW AMAZING, HAVEN’T HEARD THAT ONE ROUGHLY A BILLION TIMES!
[23:17] lazeriusbalfour: REALLY WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST ASK FOR A COPY OF THE TIMES AND A CUP OF COFFE, BUT OH WELL.
[23:17] lazeriusbalfour: DO YOU HAVE…..THE FLOWER?
[23:17] superherofae: Uh…yeah
[23:17] * superherofae hands over
[23:17] lazeriusbalfour: EXCELLENT, REALLY USEFUL YOU KNOW, MUM LOVES HER FLOWERS, AND DAD LOVES LIVER.
[23:18] lazeriusbalfour: NOW, YOU DESTINY IS:
[23:18] superherofae: Hey, nobody said anything about giving you my liver!
[23:18] lazeriusbalfour: YOU ARE NOT MALE! THE LAST TIME I LOOKED.
[23:18] lazeriusbalfour: OTHERWISE YOU ARE QUITE ODD FOR A MALE, VERY FEMALE VOICE, PUBERTY MUCH?
[23:18] lazeriusbalfour: HAHAHAHA!
[23:19] lazeriusbalfour: NOW! Let’s see, Destiny of you.
[23:19] lazeriusbalfour: Here we go, you are destined to:
[23:20] lazeriusbalfour: CONQUER YOUR ENEMIES, DESTROY YOUR FEARS AND WRECK POTENTIAL HAVOCK IN THE DUCHY OF LANCASTER, ALSO, YOU HAVE A FAIR CHANCE FOR LOVE!
[23:20] lazeriusbalfour: AND HEY! YOU WONT DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH FIGHTING THE UNDEAD HORDES, APPARENTLY YOUR BROTHER MIGHT, EH, COULD BE WORSE.
[23:20] lazeriusbalfour: WELL, THAT’S IT. I’LL JUST TELEPORT YOU OUT OF THIS JOINT, ANY REQUESTS?
[23:21] superherofae: Cake would be nice
[23:22] lazeriusbalfour: SURE, IT’LL BE ON YOUR BED, NOW, BEGONE! BACK TO YOUR DWELLING!