By fucking Assmaster Jove, what the fuck is wrong with the Italians? Besides their total disregard to voice control and re-electing Berlusconi all the time, besides their rampaging corruption and the fact that the last good thing they did was shooting Mussolini back in April ’45.
And what’s up with the whole “half of the country is controlled by the Mafias†thing?
Also, the useless Pope lives in Rome, and used to rule half of Italy, and we all know, that the Papal States where useless and comically incompetent.
So, why I am raging against the ragtag nation of Italy and it’s forsaken undead inhabitants?
Simply.
Their fucking automated telephone replies are ONLY ON FUCKING ITALIAN! WHAT THE FUCK? EVEN THE DAMNABLE CHINESE HAVE ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS AFTERWARDS!
I might have been able to live with it, if I had called some peasant living in fucking Tivoli, Italy.
But I called a MAYOR Corporation who had deals with the BIGGEST DAMN WINDMILL COMPANY IN THE WORLD!
And the automated cellphone response was on fucking Italian.
FUCK YOU ITALY!