True, This! —
Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! — itself a nothing! —
But taking sorcery from the master-hand
To paralyse the Cæsars, and to strike
The loud earth breathless! — Take away the sword —
States can be saved without it!
Welcome my children, to this Feature of the FORUM WATCH!
In which we once again shall mock the silly, insult the stupid and cleanse the idiotic. Always remember to insult idiots, no matter who they are, because if you don’t, they’ll just think what they are doing is a good thing, and Eris free Us from that.
We start with a timeless classic: http://www.animeleague.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=9401
This thread started as a joke, Faerie Fortune wanted to joke around with the good old cliché of attention whores being bisexual, nothing special.
Except that our good old friend Rain saw it, and blew the entire joke into the stratosphere in his usual raging stupidity. Also, he admits he “likes to be the center of attention”, well no shit Mr. Stereotypical Flamboyant insecure poorly speaking Homosexual douchebag, we didn’t fucking know.
Moving on, far away from Animeleague, to a short special presentation on: How to spot a troll:
http://community.livejournal.com/yaoi_smut_fics/165609.html
Let’s ignore the horrible title of this LJ community, and laugh at their utter failure to recognize a troll, I could tell you how, but that would be a breach of the Compact.
And now, for the Transgender Queen-King and King-Queen of this FORUM WATCH:
Somethingawful has this weird tendency to draw in both the singularly most brilliant people on the Internet, and the by far most “peculiar” and “unique”.
This is a case of a crazy women who marries some furry transgender guy, at a Convention, as a vaguely Zelda themed weeding.
Also, she’s fat.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2493560
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2493619
A bit of Important backstory, read it you really care, let’s just say that this “lady” is a raging lunatic, and that she should be removed quietly from the genepool.
Also: Some more details can be found in the “happy” “Bride’s” journal: http://users.livejournal.com/__ariana__/
Oh, and check this freak out: 
Look at the person on the far right, what sex is that?
Guess what, IT’S FEMALE!