Imperial Decree of the seventieth of July of the Year Three.

Imperial Conveyance of titles of Higher Nobility:

As per my will and my right to rule, I, RagnarokZ, hereby and henceforth convey the following titles upon a selected list of deserving individuals.

As per this day, Joey “Faerie Fortune” Hufton is granted the inheritable title “Arch-Duchess of the Cumbrian Servers, for her unquestionable service to the Empire and her long and stubborn fight against the ignorance and idiocy the Internet has long been plagued with.

We furthermore grant her the title “Mistress of the Imperial Keys”, a lifetime ceremonial appointment.

As per this day, Allen “Citizen” Touchette is granted the inheritable title “Marquis of the Wisconsin Backbone”, for his steadfast loyalty to the Emperor and his continued fight against general idiocy.

We furthermore grant him the title “Lord of the Ports”, a lifetime ceremonial appointment.

Imperial Conveyance of titles of Lesser Nobility:

As per this day, William “Pies” Comrie is granted the inheritable title Count of the Scottish Lowland Servers, for his general service towards the Imperial Greater Good.

We also grant him a full commission as a Colonel of the Imperial Legions.

As per this day, Matt “Koizumi Itsuki” Nada is granted the inheritable title Earl of the Pennsylvania Servers, for his trustworthy sense of justice and general service to the Imperial Greater Good.

We furthermore grant him the title “Keeper of the Seal”, a lifetime ceremonial appointment.

By my will.

RagnarokZ the First.
Emperor of the Internet
Augustus, Imperator, Principles.
Autocrat of the Realm.

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