Fuck, who the hell goes to Cons anyway?

Seriously? Who the fuck goes to those giant gatherings of fat smelly or socially awkward nerd anyway? I’m just wondering how the hell you can possibly consider guys in funny suits and girls in retarded costumes even vaguely interesting.

Hell. If it was a carnival I would go happily, the chances of me getting laid is about the same in both situations, but the chances of me getting laid with someone who can actually think and who just might look good, is just a tiny wee bit higher with the carnival.

Just a little bit.

The only conventions I would ever go too, are real conventions, run by professionals, for the single purpose of making money and getting attention towards their customers.

And by customers, I mean the companies who pay to be at the Convention, not the “people”. The People are retarded and stupid anyway, so who the fuck cares.

Oh yeah, read this shit. About this shit!

And laugh, a lot.

And someone get me a picture of the “Shinji “I’m to bland to make up something funny” Ikari”. I want to mock him before the whole wide world.

Thank you.

2 Responses to “Fuck, who the hell goes to Cons anyway?”

  1. The Greater Emperor says:

    Why are most of your articles based on AnimeLeague.net and its members? If you don’t like them (which I’m assuming is the case) then why spend so much time writing about them and their opinions?

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